Brothers! Sisters! Look upon ye dishes and despair. For though you cook well and greatly, your options are but few. No one man can know all the paths of fine dining, and it was once our burden to seek the truth in solitude. But no longer! Tonight and for all days forth hence, we eat as one community, as a fellowship united. Let no man look to his brother and say, "Know the proper way to make a fine Indian curry." Let the cookies of grace be ever flowing from the ovens of salvation. Let your cup overflow with chai tea! Let us turn our swords into utensils and our shields into bowls, that we may eat of the Lord's scrumptiousness in peace and unity! For we are One Body, who hungers and yearns for God and brownies. As the deer panteth for water, so my soul longeth for a good lamb stew! And with a promise of many blasphemies to follow (my Sunday School education has come into great usefulness, I would say), let the recipes begin!
Your humble servant of the One Path (which leadeth by the grocery store),
DanDan the Kitchen Man
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